When Freddy Krueger isn't stabbing little meatball heads on a pizza or devouring soul food, he dines with these cool new Freddy Krueger Glove Chopsticks.
Inside this aluminum tube is a small corked glass vial of ambrosia that gives an exhausted bee the burst of energy it needs to revive and return to the hive.
Enjoy the scent of Pumpkin Spice wafting through the kitchen this Fall rather than the horrid scent of smelly, rotten garbage from an unscented trash bag.
Eight all-natural botanical-flavored lollipops with biodegradable, seed-filled sticks that can be planted in soil after enjoying to grow flowers and herbs.
You'll definitely know it's Autumn when you wipe with these pumpkin spice wet wipes that are intoxicatingly scented with cloves, nutmeg, and other Fall scents.
While these goofy-looking, garbage-loving marsupials may sound tasty, these candy canes use an artificial possum/opossum flavor that resembles pork instead.
In the ALIEN movies, despite being so massive, disturbing, and generally terrifying to look at, the ALIEN xenomorph could sometimes hide right in plain sight...
A tiny full set of playing cards, including jokers, that are perfect for little kid's hands, card tricks, small spaces, on the go, cheating, and more.
Whenever you need to generate real natural tears on cue, just rub this menthol-infused wax applicator below your eyes and you'll be faux crying in no time.
Take your love of briny dill pickles and WARHEADS sour candies to the extreme when you take a shocking, mouth-puckering bite of this extremely sour dill pickle.
This fun scented candle fills a room with that same distinctive savory, salty, and slightly spicy aroma of chicken flavored instant ramen noodles.
The pen may be mightier than the sword, but it's even more mighty when there are two pens attached by a metal chain and wielded like iconic Japanese nunchakus.
Screw this glass onto the neck of any wine, beer, soda, or champagne bottle and transform the entire bottle into one large glass that also aerates as you pour.
This condiment inspired soda pop has a refreshing and effervescent complex flavor that's tangy, sour, sweet, and very reminiscent of yellow mustard.
There's farm to table and then there's desert to dessert with this fully edible and quite tasty HotLix Chocolate-Covered Scorpion.
These futuristic transparent playing cards not only glow-in-the-dark for up to 2 hours after a full charge in the light, they're also fully waterproof as well.
When you don't have room for an entire slice of pie or you just want to enjoy a single bite, then check out these cool new Freeze Dried Pumpkin Pie Bites.
This burlap gift bag contains 10 large unopened Moroccan geodes that are perfect for breaking open with a hammer to reveal sparkling quartz crystals inside.
This bookmark is actually a whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book or boring textbook.
This cool new yet quite retro World's Smallest Slinky fits in the palm of your hand and works just like the original version, if you can find it.
Looking for the perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift to give this holiday season? Just give them a Bag of Reindeer Farts!